Is it weird to watch the extended version of the hobbit two days in a row?
Word of advice: do NOT consume copious quantities of alcohol and challenge yourself to eat an entire pizza.
You WILL successfully eat the pizza and then directly following your binge success you WILL sober up and you WILL want to die.
"Smile," they say as I walk toward the retail store I am employed at. I pause my slow march to the entrance door and look up, my eyes hardened and glazed over with the memories of the previous year.
"I cannot," I say softly, clenching my jaw. "I am descending into hell."
Watch as I quickly spiral out into a drunken red blur spinning beneath the wet Texas sky.
New developments will be posted as they occur.
DO NOT GROW UP
DO NOT GROW UP
LIFE SUCKs UNLESS YOU ARE DRUNK
ALSO DONT DRINK ITS BAD FOR YOU
Something that should resemble an adUlt but instead resembles a sad pink mess with red hair
I love that the 50th was simulcast so that the entire world could cry together.
bowl of m&ms and netflix.
In my experience, writers tend to be really good at the inside of their own heads and imaginary people, and a lot less good at the stuff going on outside, which means that quite often if you flirt with us we will completely fail to notice, leaving everybody involved slightly uncomfortable and more than slightly unlaid.
So I would suggest that any attempted seduction of a writer would probably go a great deal easier for all parties if you sent them a cheerful note saying “YOU ARE INVITED TO A SEDUCTION: Please come to dinner on Friday Night. Wear the kind of clothes you would like to be seduced in.”
And alcohol may help, too. Or kissing. Many writers figure out that they’re being seduced or flirted with if someone is actually kissing them.